YOU CAN'T TELL A GREEN ANYTHING

I probably don't have to explain what happened here, but I will anyway. Moose-Man put a 16 foot extension ladder up against our 20 foot flag pole. He proceeded to climb to the top and started to put the repaired Canadian flag back on. Picture this...A woman driving by slowly, a man across the street...and here goes Moose-Man, Ladder, and Flag Pole tumbling to the ground. The woman gasped and put her hand over her mouth, the man across the street started running over to help the downed Moose. In the house he comes, all bent over, carrying the repaired flag in his hand. Does he not climb big ladders for the Fire Dept.?? He hurt his shoulder, but not seriously. The thing is, when he put the flag pole in, he purposely designed it so he could pull the pole out of its hole to make any adjustments to the flag, but forgot he had done that. Being 50 is not all its cracked up to be!